long haired mini dachshunds are my kryptonite
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
Look how his chubby face smushes forward, I want ooooone
omg omg omg omg omg
"There are three things you must ask yourself before you say anything…"
"did you study for the test"
"the test that’s today"
THIS DUDE IS WALKING UPSIDE DOWN ON ICE UNDER WATER HOW FUCKIN TIGHT IS THAT
Can we make this the most reblogged picture on Tumblr
They just don’t wanna let it go, do they?
keep your friends close, but the people who have a chance at becoming famous closer
|—||a professor commenting on the unnecessary prolixity of our papers (via vouksen)|